Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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Hungarian Vizsla: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there……
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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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