BOO, Hoo, Hoooooooooooooo
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BOO, Hoo, Hoooooooooooooo
Oh, you're not going to believe this.......
yesterday was my birthday and you all forgot :mad: Anyway, I was stuck up on that little platform all by myself and those dorky clowns ate all my birthday cake and I had to watch them. I said "Hey, you stupid clowns, stop eating that cake!" but they just kept on eating it.
So I thought now what? So I closed my eyes and grabbed the pole and SLID ALL THE WAY DOWN YEE HAW!!!:D Then I went to find the kitty cats. Those kitties were so angry to be locked up like that and they just kept roaring and roaring using their outside voices. So I just unlocked those cages and let them out. WELL...........you'll never guess what happened next....one of those kitty cats ATE ONE OF THOSE DORKY CLOWNS!! (He couldn't run very fast because he had eaten most of the cake and I guess he looked nice and pudgy to the kitty:)).
SOOOO..........THEY THREW ME OUT OF THE CIRCUS. :eek::eek::eek:
I guess a few of them kinda liked that dorky clown.
Now what am I gonna do??
Mom, how can I take the bus??? You know what they say about an American Express card - never leave home without it. SO WHERE IS MY CARD???? Hmmmm...maybe I'll buy car...yes, that is what I will do - a nice big shiny, red one. Can someone tell me how you start a car:confused: OK, I'm goin' to look for a car.......
HEY, ADDY, MOM SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE OUR MOM.....just Bailey's Mom:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Carrollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....don't you know red cars get more speeding tickets??!! And isn't your allowance already spent?? Don't you know - especially since you are one of them thar Caly for knee ans.......big cards use the most gas? And don't you know that gas is now over $4 a gallon? And where are you going, to begin with, anyway???!! I'm soooooooooo confused.:confused::confused:.....
Your American Express card is in Las Vegas. What's in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. You had it taken away from you when your gambling debts hit the 9 figure mark!!
-Susan:)
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What's in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. You had it taken away from you when your gambling debts hit the 9 figure mark!!
So if we send Carrol to Vegas, she will stay in Vegas? Hmmmmmm, and then I would have a room to myself? And I could play with Bailey all day long?
I would probably end up missing her a bit. I think Sas could help us train her. Carrol, I mean, not Bailey. We could teach her to walk on the left side and heel and ring those bells on her bedroom door when she has to go potty.:p
She'll probably have to go to the fumigator after living with raccoons and circus animals. And then there is the matter of shots for her. Lord only knows what she has been exposed to:eek:
Hello gang!
News of the day-we have found two of Bailey's teeth-not in her mouth!! Isn't this too soon? She's gonna hafta gum her food. One was really tiny and the other was pretty good sized. They must have come from the uppers....we can't find any empty spaces in the lowers.
Her great record of not peeing in the house is starting to look shoddy. :mad:Three pees on our bed cover,:mad: three pees on Palmer's bed,:( one pee on the carpet.:(
HOWEVER-there was not a whimper last night when it was time to go nite-nite in her cage. (Her room.):)
She definitely knows "No!" Still doesn't seem to have her name down. We're carrying her over the stairs, but she really wants to herself. Some dog barked last night and she looked like she was shot out of a cannon as she headed to the steps to come back in.:p
Today, I placed a turtle in front of her-one that sits in the garden....it's made of plastic or something and is almost as big as her....and she barked, and she barked, and she barked!
Gorgeous day here, even if a little chilly.
Hugs,
Susan
Hi Susan,
When we adopted Koko he was about nine minths old and our vet at the time said some dogs can get all their adult teeth in as early as six months.
I hope you enjoy your Sunday. It is going to be 80 in Milwaukee today!!!!! Bad news is we may have severe storms later.
Take a picture of Bailey with the turtle!!!!:D:D:D You have really nice photos of her.
I think Carrol's bus might have been highjacked or it stopped at a Gaming Casino!!!!!!!!! I know, lets tell her Bingo starts at noon!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Love,
Addy
Yoo hooooooooooooooo....Carrol???
Was Thursday really your birthday? Which one? I'm asking because I need to be sure you are old enough to have a driver's license. If it was your birthday-----Belated, Happy birthday!!:D:):eek::cool:
Slow day at the OK Corral today. Bailey is not feeling well. She has not eaten but 5 or 6 pieces of kibble all day. We even tried rice.
I think, if I can believe the scale, that she weighed in at 3 lbs.....but she seems bony again. Maybe that means she's grown? I can't tell. We got her nails clipped this AM. They were just too long and sharp. They're all black, as were Palmer's and Peaches. I've tried this clipping thing before....I'm not going through THAT again!
Addy..........80? How dare you? We're at 58 and I'm way further south than you............Not Fair!!!:mad::mad::mad:
love,
Susan
(Hi Sas!)
[Okay, if you come home Carrol, I will share my new red sweater that matches Bailey's. Since we both have red hair it will look just as good on you as it does on me.;)
Now we can't have people in town talking that you ran away to join the circus, I mean really, think of Mom and Bailey's reputation:eek:
I can take the heat, but Mom is closing the drapes in the living room and it is only NOON:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Love,Addy
Hey Sas-or anyone else who has experiences with harnesses..........
I have a nylon strap harness for Bailey. We have had her wear it around the house before with no problems. Yesterday and today she won't leave it alone. I'm wondering about trying one of those vest harnesses. Any better?
-Susan
Okay-time to put it out there. I am concerned Bailey is going to wind up being teacup size. That's not the 15 - 20 lbs I said I wanted. She is in her cage and crying, crying crying. I'm going to go get her. I may be too old for this new puppy thing. Bummed out.
-s