View Full Version : You gotta love Maxine

03-23-2010, 01:34 PM
I received a Maxine calendar for my birthday and have saved the days that Maxine and I have a lot in common. Any of this ring true for you?

If it weren't for riding the bus, I'd probably never have a man open a door for me.

I wouldn't mind public transportation so much if it weren't for the public.

My boss asked me to take an anger management class this year. I told him that I'm angry enough with management as it is.

Kite flying....the sport for people whose athletic ability is being able to hold on to a string.

Thanks to recent medical advances, people can now be sexually active long past the age when anyone wants to see them naked.

If I had a nickel for every time I've misplaced my keys, there'd be a jarful of money that I'd also have to look for.

I don't like my flapjacks in my syrup, but sometimes that's what happens when I lean over my plate to get the butter.

03-23-2010, 01:46 PM
I love Maxine! She's my hero! Wish she would run for president! :D
I think she would win by a landslide! :D

Harley PoMMom
03-23-2010, 04:49 PM

Love and hugs,

03-23-2010, 06:23 PM
Thanks for the laugh....can't relate to the keys thing but everything else is very relevant!!;)

03-23-2010, 06:52 PM
I must admit I did not know who Maxine was.:o

But now that I have done a google and I am sure she must be a long lost relative.:D


03-23-2010, 06:58 PM
Jenny, now I know who to look for when we rendezvous in October. :D:D:D


03-23-2010, 07:34 PM
Too funny!:D