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lulusmom
12-09-2009, 06:38 PM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

So there ya go!!!

littleone1
12-09-2009, 06:42 PM
This is great! :D

gpgscott
12-10-2009, 09:35 PM
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.


With some serious sexual identity issues if the names are any clue:eek:

ChristyA
12-11-2009, 01:21 AM
Love it!!!

Squirt's Mom
12-11-2009, 01:22 PM
LMAO!!! Good one, Glynda!

corgipallie
12-11-2009, 09:57 PM
Hahahahahaha!